A Big Fat Apology

Okay... My bad. I want to issue a great big apology to everyone who has been checking this with hopes of seeing new and descriptive stories of life here. I wish I had a brilliant, witty, adventurous excuse filled with some combination of identity theft, paralysis, and terrorists, but alas, it's merely my tendency towards laziness and perfectionism that have kept new stories from appearing. Soon, I will upload a story that I began writing almost two months ago, and pretend it happened just last week. So don't give up on me yet. I promise I'll make this relationship work!