So, all my volunteering got canceled today. Of course, I took this opportunity of unexpected free-time to embrace a journey of exploration, self-enrichment, and world betterment. Below is a carefully articulated list of all my lofty daily accomplishments.
1. Travel the world
Translation: Get addicted to facebook.com's Travel IQ Challenge. Holy crap that game is addictive. I can sleep soundly at night knowing that I can now locate Maldives on a map.
2. Alarming feats of endurance
Translation: Remain in a semi-upright position for at least six hours, checking e-mail every ten minutes lest it tries to sneak one in on me
3. Discover the deep recesses of the mind
Translation: Four-hour nap
4. Experimentation with mental telepathy
Translation: Staring at my laundry for an extended period of time, hoping it would fold itself
5. Write an anthology of my life
Translation: This lame-ass blog entry
There you have it. Life in Qiryat Gat has never been more fascinating and I feel as though I'm on the brink of universal enlightment. I can sense it lurking... World peace? Political reform? Another nap? Only the next fifteen minutes will tell.
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you're so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have the same lofty goals and same translations as well. Sometimes we just need to do nothing you know?? hope life is splendid :)
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